But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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