...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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