He asked me if I "almost moaned"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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