I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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