porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I need a burrito and a hug.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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