This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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