Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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