when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
My ATM looks so different sober.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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