Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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