go do what you do best...puke behind churches
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹ï¸
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