Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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