I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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