gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Dick very happy bro
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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