He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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