wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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