sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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