He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
it glows. i had to have it.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
as a side note pls kill me
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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