I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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