Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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