He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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