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no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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