matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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