im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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