I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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