there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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