Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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