Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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