Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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