Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
God, I missed his penis.
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