we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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