what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Vodka?
Forever.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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