We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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