recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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