Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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