i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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