you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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