the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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