threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I have tasted many bathrooms
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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