That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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