im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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