I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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