So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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