Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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