my mouth tastes like poor choices
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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