yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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