New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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