508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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