I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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