Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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