Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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