You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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