ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Use "feeling words"
Yay
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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